massaraksh10 (massaraksh10) wrote,

Presidential Candidates

 Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. 

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw  a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' 

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' 

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' 

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.' 

I may vote for the Pilot!
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