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Comparative guide to religions

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit Happens."

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Mormon: This shit is going to happen again.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are not good enough.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to US?!

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock-knock, shit happens

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Atheism: Sheeeeit.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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mariana_aga
Sep. 12th, 2011 12:25 am (UTC)
Hedonism rules! :)
massaraksh10
Sep. 12th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
Yeap! :)
polemika
Sep. 12th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
Чудесно! Скраду к себе в мордокнигу ;-)
massaraksh10
Sep. 12th, 2011 07:33 pm (UTC)
Take it for a present! :)
ghyta_0gg
Sep. 12th, 2011 11:12 am (UTC)
Да уж, как словесно ни выкручивайся, как ни юзай грамматику, семантику, орфоэпию и просто порядок слов, -- в осадке все равно остается одно: shit happens...

:)
massaraksh10
Sep. 12th, 2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
Happens-happens..
monailana
Sep. 12th, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
В иудаизме неправильное ударение - должно быть на why.
massaraksh10
Sep. 12th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
А, да.
Или два ударных слова - и why и us.
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