massaraksh10 (massaraksh10) wrote,

Comparative guide to religions

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit Happens."

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Mormon: This shit is going to happen again.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are not good enough.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to US?!

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock-knock, shit happens

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Atheism: Sheeeeit.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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